Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
