There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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