I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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