let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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