scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
50% drunk capacity currently
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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