Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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