Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Is it penis luge time yet?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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