I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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