you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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