How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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