Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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