Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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