Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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