He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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