i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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