This girl is more easily done than said...
It's Friday. Sex?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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