Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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