she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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