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i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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