She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
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