Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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