idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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