I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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