Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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