I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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