Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
