I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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