And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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