Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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