if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think my vagina is haunted
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
