Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm passing your future prison.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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