So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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