he shaved USA in his pubs
and i looked up. we had an audience...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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