they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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