Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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