Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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