Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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