it wasn't lemon gatorade
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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