does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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