therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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