Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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