how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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