love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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