Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize