what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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