we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
i dont even know how to be here
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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