Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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