Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
