Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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