Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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