Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
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