how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You have to summon your inner elephant
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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