i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Randomize
