I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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