Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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